2025-07-03
I was on a shopping spree with the kids the other day and on the way home the following exchange took place in my car:
Oldest son: "Dad, am I your favourite son?"
Me: "The answer is both yes and no. Yes, but you share the top spot with your younger brother. But if it's not acceptable to have two favourites then no, and you instead share the bottom spot with your brother."
Daughter: "Hah! I'm the only favourite daughter so suck it, you two!"
-- CC0 Björn Wärmedal