Wine Gums, Ranked

They're all very delicious, but let's not pretend we like them all equally.

The green ones don't live up to the same standard as the others. Even the orange and yellow ones, in that order, are better. Next comes the white(ish) ones. The orange, yellow, and white are all the middle of the pack. They're clearly better than the green, but quite close to each other in rank.

Just as they are far better than the green, so are the red far better than any of the middle rabble. Red is exquisite.

But black beats all of the others hands down.

I have spoken.

-- CC0 Björn Wärmedal