I know you've thought about this. Broccoli is a great word. Sure, it's a good vegetable too, but taste the word itself.
It shouldn't be confined to just being a noun. One broccoli, two or more broccoli. Yes, you can add an s to the plural form but there's no need. The word is perfect already, and even has its own emoji: 🥦. Broccoli begs to be used more, in its already perfect form. I think it should be a verb. An action.
To broccoli. I broccoli yesterday. Have you ever broccoli? Let's broccoli tomorrow.
But what does it mean to broccoli?
-- CC0 Björn Wärmedal